is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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