i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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