I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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