Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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