On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Randomize
