So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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