So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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