Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm always down for nudity.
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