What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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