Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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