chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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