i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
