She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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