If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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