oh god the rape fog is back!
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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