Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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