Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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