is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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