We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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