big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
its not stalking. its research.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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