found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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