he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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