sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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