Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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