glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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