? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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