so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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