with your own penis?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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