I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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