i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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