have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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