I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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