Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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