Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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