508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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