Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
id be glad to
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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