I like to think it a success when the cops are called
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
