Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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