I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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