i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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