I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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