My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Randomize
