Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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