can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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