All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I need moral support for this bender
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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