chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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