So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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