walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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