all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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