GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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