After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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