I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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