...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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