It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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