at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We got so high we made milksteak
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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