But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
