I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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